not all those who wander are lost

32620

dispatch: 1105

in service: 1147

communication barriers, refusal

Yelling match with swindling tricks and getting hit by Chinese bitches

What?!?

天安门, 王府进, 不好玩儿.

从美国来的！

Is it the fault of the demander or the enabler? It kind of makes sense that foreigners hate Americans, but it also kind of doesn’t make sense that they’re enabling to use the same pride that they hate.

Dropping things onto the subway track (Thi).

Went to Temple of Heaven today, scored a pretty sweet deal with the lady at the front desk after the official closing time to get us into the real Temple.

Went to see Beijing Kung Fu show, which was actually amazing - their bodies were actually like chiseled out of steel. Maybe. It also kind of looked like child abuse.

Clubbing in Beijing is almost not the business. Men are creepy, women are creepy. Foreigners are creepy. Creepy.

• 60+ Asian woman jumping on black men
• If men can’t get with women, men are okay too.. wait what?
• Pole dancing
• Pole dancers stripping necessary articles of clothing?
• Dance competitions (except not)
• Flowers? WOULD have been nice…

Love one on one’s, all of them

Love talking to Beijing people, especially taxi drivers, except this is also kind of hard

Love fooooooooooooooooood :)

6 more, let’s goooo